Are you okay?
Define okay.
So you're not okay.
Did I say that?
Crazy Carrot Soup
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I opened the fridge and the 5 pound bag of carrots needed attention.The 5
pound bag of potatoes on the counter did too. So first I pressure cooked
the c...
9 hours ago
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If you said, "Erin, I am taking away all your sex toys. Furthermore, you are not allowed to have any sexual interaction other than missionary position sex with your husband," I would say, "Okay."
If you said, "Erin, you may have any type of sex with any type of partner or toy you choose except missionary-style sex with your husband," I would spend the rest of my life chewing my toe in the corner of a bare room.
Does that help?
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