If you said, "Erin, I am taking away all your sex toys. Furthermore, you are not allowed to have any sexual interaction other than missionary position sex with your husband," I would say, "Okay."
If you said, "Erin, you may have any type of sex with any type of partner or toy you choose except missionary-style sex with your husband," I would spend the rest of my life chewing my toe in the corner of a bare room.
Nin Andrews is the author of 5 full collections of poetry and 5 chapbooks. She is also the editor of a book of translations of the Belgian poet, Henri Michaux. She keeps a literary blog and a blog of physics comics.
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If you said, "Erin, I am taking away all your sex toys. Furthermore, you are not allowed to have any sexual interaction other than missionary position sex with your husband," I would say, "Okay."
If you said, "Erin, you may have any type of sex with any type of partner or toy you choose except missionary-style sex with your husband," I would spend the rest of my life chewing my toe in the corner of a bare room.
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