Today I noticed there is yet another beef recall.
Just a little more E. coli.
I was getting my hair cut,
and the stylist asked me
exactly what does E. coli do to you.
Besides maybe kill you? I asked.
Yeah, she said. Besides that.
What are the other symptoms?
Writer’s Digest 94th Annual Competition Rhyming Poetry First Place Winner:
“Plaints of the Old Git”
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Congratulations to Peter Hankins, first-place winner in the Rhyming Poetry
category of the 94th Annual Writer’s Digest Writing Competition. Here’s his
wi...
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Side effects include itching, shaking, gurgling, blurred vision, and uncontrollable squeaking sounds. (If sudden spontaneous human explosion occurs, tell your doctor right away...)
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