Today I noticed there is yet another beef recall.
Just a little more E. coli.
I was getting my hair cut,
and the stylist asked me
exactly what does E. coli do to you.
Besides maybe kill you? I asked.
Yeah, she said. Besides that.
What are the other symptoms?
Side effects include itching, shaking, gurgling, blurred vision, and uncontrollable squeaking sounds. (If sudden spontaneous human explosion occurs, tell your doctor right away...)
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