Wednesday, January 20, 2010


Today I noticed there is yet another beef recall.
Just a little more E. coli.

I was getting my hair cut,
and the stylist asked me
exactly what does E. coli do to you.
Besides maybe kill you? I asked.
Yeah, she said. Besides that.
What are the other symptoms?

1 comment:

Lyle Daggett said...

Side effects include itching, shaking, gurgling, blurred vision, and uncontrollable squeaking sounds. (If sudden spontaneous human explosion occurs, tell your doctor right away...)