Today I noticed there is yet another beef recall.
Just a little more E. coli.
I was getting my hair cut,
and the stylist asked me
exactly what does E. coli do to you.
Besides maybe kill you? I asked.
Yeah, she said. Besides that.
What are the other symptoms?
And what would humans be without love? RARE, said Death.
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― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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1 comment:
Side effects include itching, shaking, gurgling, blurred vision, and uncontrollable squeaking sounds. (If sudden spontaneous human explosion occurs, tell your doctor right away...)
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