Ode to a Fart (for Dan)

I was inspired by Dan Dyer's post about fart humor to write the above . . . Apologies to Shelley.

Ode to a Skylark


HAIL to thee, blithe spirit!
Bird thou never wert—
That from heaven or near it
Pourest thy full heart
In profuse strains of unpremeditated art.

Higher still and higher
From the earth thou springest,
Like a cloud of fire;
The blue deep thou wingest,
And singing still dost soar, and soaring ever singest . . .