Saturday, December 1, 2007

What I Learned from the Heifers

I remember once overhearing my parents talking.

Dad: Don't you think you should talk to her about the facts of, you know, married life?
Mom: Which facts?
Dad: You know what I mean, Jane. Talk to her. She's going to be married soon.
Mom: She doesn't need me to talk to her. She's a farm girl. She's watched the heifers.
Dad: She's not a heifer, Jane.
Mom: If the heifers can figure it out, I'm sure she can too.

4 comments:

robataka said...

now that was funny.

Kristin Ohlson said...

And I guess you did figure it out (looking at some of the earlier posts)-- but perhaps not from the heifers.

Erin O'Brien said...

moo.

Urban Mermaid said...

This is pure theater. I love it.