Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Sex Education


My mother had a habit of comparing us girls to heifers, especially if it was a topic she didn't want to talk about. She liked to say she timed all of our births for spring, just as she did with the cows. Your father, she would add, was a good bull.

2 comments:

TC said...

Mother can't have been wrong.

But the boys are always slower learners...

Erin O'Brien said...

I miss sensible advice. The world needs more sensible advice.