Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Beach Reading for and by men only

Submit to: Esquire. David Granger, Editor. 300 W. 57th Street, New York, NY 10019
Theme: Beach Reading. ONLY male writers. Type: Short stories, essays, and articles (5,000 words MAX).


She wondered what that could be: beach reading for and by men only, and if Esquire would be able to tell if she sent them a story, (she pretending to be a he, a Bob perhaps) and if so, how? What phrase would give her away? What would she say that he would never even think, and esp. not write?

3 comments:

Bobby Farouk said...

If you don't give them long paragraphs foaming with self-pity, they'll know you're a woman.

Valerie Loveland said...

Whenever I see something like this, I want to get a fake mustache and try to infiltrate.

Erin O'Brien said...

cocksuckers.